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Open to media & press interviews about my fundraising.
I will beat Captain Tom Moore.
Captain Tom Moore has raised over £28m for NHS Charities. He’s getting so much praise and acclaim that I’m very concerned the fame will go to his head. Capt. Moore never asked for this much praise and attention.
For this reason, I have decided to step up and help Capt. Moore and shoulder the burden, the media attention, the interviews, the celebrity endorsements, I am happy to take all of this and much, much more.
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I love the NHS more than Moore
Captain Moore claims he loves the NHS but can this be proved? How much does he really love the NHS? More than me? This seems unlikely.
Rather than clapping for simply 1 minute on a Thursday evening, I clapped for 8 hours on a Thursday (includes toilet breaks & meals). Unfortunately, I have now had to cut down on the clapping due to complaints from neighbours and from the tendon damage I have suffered in my hands.