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100% of revenue goes to NHS Charities Together.

£2.50 for a poem. 100% to NHSQuick deliveryZero refunds.

Open to media & press interviews about my fundraising.

I will beat Captain Tom Moore.

Captain Tom Moore has raised over £28m for NHS Charities. He’s getting so much praise and acclaim that I’m very concerned the fame will go to his head. Capt. Moore never asked for this much praise and attention.

For this reason, I have decided to step up and help Capt. Moore and shoulder the burden, the media attention, the interviews, the celebrity endorsements, I am happy to take all of this and much, much more.

I love the NHS more than Moore

Captain Moore claims he loves the NHS but can this be proved?  How much does he really love the NHS? More than me? This seems unlikely.

Rather than clapping for simply 1 minute on a Thursday evening, I clapped for 8 hours on a Thursday (includes toilet breaks & meals). Unfortunately, I have now had to cut down on the clapping due to complaints from neighbours and from the tendon damage I have suffered in my hands.

What you get.

A Poem

You will receive a world-class poem.

Unique & Handcrafted

Each poem is custom made and unique to you.

Random Theme

All poems will be about a theme or subject that is completely random, you may get lucky, you may not. I will not take requests. 

48hr Delivery

If you don’t receive it within 48hrs, just wait longer.

Random Size

It may be an epic or it may be four lines long. Beggars cannot be choosers.

No Refunds. Ever.

You wouldn’t reject a Picasso painting. You will never get your money back, I will make sure of this.