A poem by Simon Tester
My Brother’s Six Pack
My brother has a six pack
I have a car
My brother has a six pack
I drink at all the bars
My brother has a six pack
I just send emails
My brother has a six pack
I’m scared of females
My brother has a six pack
But I’ve got GCSEs
My brother has a six pack
I’ve got a sexually transmitted disease.
The Story
This poem highlights the many ways in which my Brother must look at me with both envy and contempt. It was important that I could understand all the things he was missing out on by not being me.